How you can be sure that you are old enough
to buy beer, wine and liquor at Mcaloon's.
1. You actually enjoy gardening.
2. You think shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
3. You stopped chasing freshman years ago.
4. Your youngest is a freshman.
5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.
6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
7. 8 a.m. is not early.
8. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
9. You actually want to get carded and you're disappointed when not.
10. You carry an umbrella at all times.
11. You learn that "Bachelor" is a nicer term for a jackass.
12. "Twenty-something" means overqualified, underpaid and not married.
13. You start watching the Weather Channel.
14. Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
15. You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.
16. You go from 130 days of vacation time to seven.
17. You go to parties that the police don't raid.
18. You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
19. Your car insurance goes down.
20. You refer to college students as kids.
21.You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon and rum.
22. You feed your dog Purina One instead of Taco Bell.
23. You only hear your fabled nickname on bingo nights.
24. You think Cribbage is a fun game.
25. You had a mullet in highschool.
Certainly we are just joking and having some fun ...
On a more serious note, please drink responsibly.
We care about all of you!
